Top Ten Signs You are Sleep Deprived...
#10 You are making a Top Ten list of signs you are Sleep Deprived at 4 AM.
#9 If you go to the grocery store for milk and only milk you still have to make a list because you will stand in the aisle forever trying to remember what you were coming to get.
#8 The depth of your intellectual conversations are limited to the plot of today's Blue's Clue's, that's if you were able to actually stay awake for the full 20 minutes.
#7 You don't remember if you had that shower today, yesterday, or was it last week?
#6 You try to read a book and after repeating the first page 10 times and still not remembering what you just read, you put it down.
#5 You forget what you are saying while you are in the middle of the sentence, saying it.
#4 You not only forget what day it is but also the month and the year.
#3 In the process of standing up to do something you forget what you were standing up to do.
#2 You sleep through the 45 straight minutes of Star Wars theme alarm trying to wake you up (yet wake up at the first snuffle of your baby).
...and #1 You drive away from the gas pump with the hose still attached.
2 comments:
And another one...you are even funnier than normal! Go mom!!
#11, your life becomes a comic strip for all of us to enjoy! Thanks for the laughs!
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